Stan Helsing (2009)

- written August 11th, 2010

Summary: It's Halloween night and video clerk Stan Helsing along with his ex-girlfriend, best friend and a massage therapist detours into a town cursed by the most famous monsters in movie history. Will Stan’s video knowledge help him live through the night?           Overall: If you’re shocked to see this film reviewed here, you’d be correctly shocked. Folks know that I don’t specialize in silly horror spoof films. I normally don’t like them and the same applies to this film. It’s silly, makes little sense and only serves to degrade itself to the lowest common denominator as far as the jokes are concerned. All bathroom humor.           However after interviewing Diora Baird in person for the sequel to “30 Days of Night,” I figured I owed her at least the respect to watch a previous film that she did. Of course she is stunningly attractive. She’s a brunette here but a blonde when I spoke to her. She’s the only reason to watch the film, unless you enjoy silly shlock films such as this.           Comparison: Van Helsing meets Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

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