The Skeleton Key 2: 667 Neighbor of the Beast (2008)

- written February 2009

Summary: Come back to Nilbog with Howard and Nicopernicus. Come back to the clutches of zombies, vampires and their lord, Dr. Nochas! Or don t. But if you dare take this trip across that bridge and into the town of nightmares be prepared for what awaits you! BLOOD! BOOBS! And MUSIC NUMBERS! Oh yes, songs about soiling yourself and being left for dead will haunt your very dreams. Do not wait, buy this film and see if you can stand the horror! Feel the TERROR - for this film is presented in shocking 2-D! But know this; as you descend into chaos...We warned you!           Overall: This film was pure trash. It’s an awful film. It’s basically unwatchable. It has nothing to do with the previous film and frankly is an embarrassment to cinema. I feel dumber having watched this movie. It’s so inane and makes no sense.           Don’t rent it, don’t buy, don’t come anywhere near it. It’s seriously a waste of time. And oh, it’s got a 2 hour running time. Who the hell makes direct to video sequels at 2 hours long? It’s got no point so I’m embarrassed for anyone who feels the director and editors are competent enough to get future work.           There are movies that try to be bad. There are films that are so bad, they’re funny. This doesn’t qualify for any of that. It’s an embarrassment.           Comparison: Skeleton Key meets Troll 2

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