Kill Them And Eat Them (2004)

- written January 2007

Summary: Doctor Gore has left “The Company” and gone out on his own to do his weird experiments on human subjects. He’s found this out of the way sanctuary where he and his assistant transform ordinary humans into mutated creatures. But 2 henchmen of The Company are coming to stop him and there’s a battle a-brewing!           Overall: While I am sure that the actors and crew of this film probably had fun making the movie, I surely didn’t have fun watching it. It’s slow, it plods along and the effects are simply atrocious. Basically we have people wearing papier-mâché masks with silly big gloves and lots of off-screen flying blood. I think the film just reaches the epitome of “awful” at about the 73 minutes mark as 2 mutated creatures are standing next to each other in the woods. It looked so fake, so unbelievable, so stupid. It’s not a good film by any means, but worse…it wasn’t interesting. I was bored with it. Even at a mere 90 minutes, it’s too long. Sorry folks, but stay away!           Comparison: 10 Things I hate About You meets The Island of Dr. Moreau

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