Lust for Dracula (2004)
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Mina and Jonathan have a nice husband/wife relationship but it appears the nefarious Dracula is lurking nearby. But all is not well because Jonathan is drugging Mina into thinking that she has a child, all is well and Jonathan really is a guy. Little does Mina know that her “husband” is actually a beautiful woman, her baby is a baked potato and there are lots of naked lesbian vampires on the prowl. Oh the humanity.
Overall: If any of that confused you...well watching the movie won’t clear it up. You can figure out more of the plot from my website or the dvd box cover than you can from watching the movie. All the ladies find time to get naked of course but there’s just way too much stuff happening that never gets explained. Who are the ladies in school girl uniforms? Why is Dracula here? What is with the drugs Mina is taking? How come Dracula never ever has any clothes on? Why do a real-life sister duo pretend to “get it on”? What makes the Seduction Cinema films interesting is that they don’t have the most beautiful ladies on the planet...most wouldn’t know silicone if it slapped them in the face...but these ladies are the “underdogs” of the film world. Struggling to make themselves a good life by providing entertainment to others is their goal. It’s a noble goal but this film clearly was not their best effort. The script is a mess and frankly the simulated stuff is only their to distract from the holes in the story. It’s not a good film at all but for purveyors of this genre, the “unrated director’s cut” has some camera angles way too scandalous for even Cinemax to be airing. There’s some stuff here that’ll make your eyes open and never wanna close. I will say Misty definitely stepped up with her acting in this film. She’s got a career sewn up. “Little Bat Bat” was brilliant, regardless of how much she complained behind the scenes. As for the extras, you do get more of a dose of Misty’s personality but you keep wondering what the 2 sisters were truly thinking in this film… Comparison: Emmanuelle vs. Dracula meets Mummy Raider |
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