Horror House on Highway Five (1985)
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Sally is off on a class project to interview a renown Nazi, Bartholomew. Once there, she meets Dr. Marbuse and his idiot assistant Gary. They kidnap Sally and proceed to take her to an old house. They wish to torture and kill her but hot on her heels is a few more students who make it to the house. But as looney as Dr. Marbuse is, his sanity is challenged by brain parasites. And the roads are terrorized by a killer wearing a Richard Nixon mask, who just may be connected to this house. Can Sally stay alive long enough for help from Robert Mondale?
Overall: What sort of crap is this? The film is boring, makes little sense and is fairly poorly lit. I think the best scene is the rake scene, easily - reminds me of Texas Chainsaw 2 when Stretch's boss tries to help her despite having his face peeled off. This is yet another film plagued by ugly actors, like "Ancient Evil." The worst thing about films with so much ugliness is that there are strippers and prostitutes who look damn fine compared to these actors and yet they have to sell their bodies instead of their minds. I say take actors such as these and force them into prostitution and take the strippers and make them actresses. Comparison: Dead Again meets Coroner |
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