Killer Tongue (1996)
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Candy and Johnny have just successfully robbed a bank and pocketed the dough. But Johnny gets sent away to jail anyway for a few years and Candy hangs out in a convent to avoid prosecution. But now it is only 4 days away for freedom when an alien being had beamed itself down to Earth and into Candy's soup. Candy and 4 multi-colored poodles drink the soup and find themselves transformed. Candy has the alien being in her which has made itself home in her tongue and her 4 dogs have turned into 4 gay men. The men try to break Johnny out of jail early in hopes he can switch her back but Candy's battle with her own body isn't going very well. Soon she gives in and begins to devour everything around her, because basically the being wants her to have its kid and in no uncertain terms tells her that. Johnny's escape only brings his prison warden after him and the
warden must contend too with Candy and her new lethal weapon. Soups up!
Overall: Believe it or not this isn't a porn film, in fact no nudity whatsoever. Bummed aren't ya? The film is just so wacky and different, yet very poor anyway. Robert Englund makes another step down in his career by playing the Warden - the entire film was made in Spain and definitely the acting shows. What sort of prison only has 5 inmates anyway? Bad, bad film. Oh, I forgot to mention the fact that Candy's friends, the nuns, try to help her out and Johnny tries to get it on with one of them too. What a crock this film was. Comparison: Muriel's Wedding meets To Wong Foo, thanks for everything Julie Newmar. |
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