Sandy Hook Lingerie Party Massacre (2000)





   

Summary: 7 strippers are looking for fun at the beach as they have ended up at a beach house, with a creepy lighthouse nearby. However it just happens that this may be the worst weekend ever to visit...with an approaching hurricane. So...our intrepid strippers try and battle the elements and a mysterious serial killer who just wants them dead. Anything can happen...and it probably will.           Overall: This might just be one of the very worst films of all time. Despite the fact that Debbie Rochon is definitely the only one with talent in this production, she can’t save the awful dialogue, acting and worse yet...cinematography. The scenes are just shot so poorly, it’s like they show the entire film, out of order, with some cheesy camcorder and attempted to splice it together with Microsoft Movie Maker. Now we know they didn’t given the age of this film, but it truly is a terrible film. The acting is beyond awful…check out the scene where 2 ladies in the hot tub are “dying.” Frankly, it sure doesn’t look like it as their actions, sounds and movements don’t work with each other and frankly, it’s just so god awful. And, yeah, the title makes it sound good and hey, there is nudity. But really, Rochon gets underused here and you wish she had more lines, more of a dominant role because she’s the most interesting lady in the bunch. But if you absolutely needed to watch this movie, I’ll offer 2 scenes that might get your attention...1) a scene where you see one lady get both her nipple and tongue pierced…and you see it pierced folks...2) We see one of the ladies do a quite interesting “book trick” which is about the only thing anyone ever has to say about this movie. And no, you won’t miss it if you blink.           Comparison: Cheerleader Massacre meets Key Largo

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