Don't Go in the Woods Alone! (1982)















          Summary: Craig, Peter, Ingrid and Joanie are off in the woods looking to have some fun. But this weekend, someone will die and their lvies will be turned upside down! Seems there is a psycho “mountain man” who doesn’t like visitors to “his woods” and someone is gonna pay!


          Overall: The plot is all over the place. It’s hard to believe any of these people are really friends or why they’re out there. We do see random people killed off and some are within earshot of our 4 protagonists but no one hears anything! Bottom line is that the mountain man has like super human strength and kills everyone he sees. But we get no explanation of his motive, his origin or anything other than watching him kill people. Just nothing in terms of a plot exists here. And to add insult to injury, this might just be the ugliest cast ever. I meant we have some very unattractive people (guys & girls) and frankly that almost by itself makes the film unwatchable. Well the lack of a plot certainly finished that off. Bad, bad film. Skip, skip, skip.


          Comparison: Eiger Sanction meets Bikini Massacre





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