The Witches of Breastwick (2005)

Summary: David has been having this same dream of 3 witches hell-bent on killing him. After an unsuccessful trip to his shrink, he takes his wife to the forest and eventually comes across a lonely cabin and 3 ladies inside. Eventually he realizes these are the ladies and they want him dead.           Overall: Bottom line, if you are watching this film, there can be only 2 reasons. One, is your are looking for a campy spoof of the Jack Nicholson film or 2) you are looking for nude ladies. And frankly, part one pretty much assume the latter anyway. Well…outside of the title, this has nothing to do with the Jack Nicholson film. As for the ladies, they’re all less than 100% natural…and have just as little acting ability. I say that with all due respect, given how often they look past the camera towards whomever is behind there hoping for cues on what to do next. It’s a good thing they have a large spa outside on the veranda and another in the bathroom. Everyone eventually ends up inside it, with everyone else. It’s a surprise they even memorized lines for how many different sex scenes were featured, most of which look way too complex to try for actual pleasure. Frankly...skip the film.           Comparison: Witches of Eastwick meets Sin Sisters

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