A Feast of Flesh/Abattoir (2007)

Summary: The House of Bathory is a brothel with a taste for blood. Johnny goes with 2 friends only to back out minutes later. Seems his other friend, Seth, had a girl who left him. The girl turns out to be a prostitute soon. The 2 of them plus some Irish Vampire hunters are attacking the Brothel and the head mistress won't let anyone escape alive!!!           Overall: I really didn't think much of the movie, nor of the ladies. Frankly, I think the ladies should have paid the men to have sex with them. None were that scintillating or even decent looking. But the film's real problems are the little things. Who goes to save people's lives and battle vampires in a Subaru hatchback??? Why are you using flashlights in a house when it's daylight outside? And the flashback scenes are never "obviously" flashbacks until they basically end. There's no transition shots so it seems like one long continuous scene until 5-10 minutes into it. And much of those are so painfully long, it gets boring. You scream "Oh get on with it already!!!" And frankly, many scenes tend to have shots cutting to bystanders in a corner of the room watching everything else happen!           If there were 2 good things to watch the movie for its April Burril and Debbie Rochon. And Ms. Burril goes topless...which would have made more sense in "Chainsaw Sally" but oh well.           Comparison: Bordello of Blood meets Night Watch

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