Busty Cops (2004)







          The Busty Cops Division of the Police Department has been called in to solve a murder. Seems that a few friends of Porn film director Roman Fields have been electrocuted. Detectives Stanwick and Einhorn go to ask questions but no information is forthcoming. So Detective Stanwick calls in 3 undercover cops to find out what they can. Question is, how far will they have to go to get it?


          Overall: This was actually a funny film that keeps one's interest. Yes, it’s on the soft-core side but it’s still an amusing thriller film. The film doesn’t take itself seriously including having one of the cops who happens to be without a gun, point her fingers at the bad guys and have bullets come out anyway. The ladies spend a lot of time at the “Fortress of Bustitutde” on their time off and that can be quite amusing. And don’t forgot the scene with the whip cream and chocolate syrup...anyway, can’t say much more or the FCC might get involved. :) The talking Llama is funny too. Do stay for all the credits as they’ve added some behind the scenes stuff which is even funnier. I’d say check this film out.

          Great example of classic writing:

Chloe: Are you Dave?

Dave: Who wants to know?

Chloe: I’m Chloe, one of the Busty Cops...undercover. I’d like to ask you a few questions about Jenny.

Dave: Ah, see my lawyer. I’m not talking.

Chloe: Oh yeah? (Takes off sweat jacket). How about now?

Dave: I ain’t talking!

Chloe: (takes off sweat pants) How about now?

Dave: I’m not talking

Chloe: (takes off bikini top) How about now?

Dave: “What would you like to know officer?” (as Chloe rides on top of him)







Summer: Hi

Max (Nikki Nova): Are you Summer?

Summer: Yeah, I am.

Max: Nice to meet you. I'm Max, one of the Busty Cops. I would like to ask you a couple questions if you don’t mind.

Summer: Sure, but I was wondering if you could rub some of this oil on my back before we get started?

Max: Rub some oil on your back?

Summer: Yeah, it helps me relax.

Max: Well, that’s not customarily how we do things, but I think we can make an exception just this one time.

Summer: Great.

Max: We are gonna need to get this dress off of you.

Summer: Good idea.

Max: (starts to remove her own shirt) You don’t mind if I take this off, do you? I don't want to get any oil on it.

Summer: No.

Max: Thanks. Okay here you go. Oh...I guess that's not your back, huh?



          Comparison: Bare Wench Project meets Dragnet









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