Alien vs. Predator (2004)







          Since the beginning of time, the Predators, the feared, hulking alien game hunters, have come to Earth for one simple reason: to engage in a “coming of age” ritual. To become "adults," the teenage Predators have to hunt down a hive of Alien warriors and successfully defeat them and claim the skull as its trophy. However, during one hunting session, the easily aggravated Aliens fight back, leading to the destruction of the two species and the people who worshipped the Predators as Gods. Nearly two thousand years later, billionaire industrialist Charles Bishop Weyland rediscovers the pyramid, buried thousands of feet under the ice of Antarctica. Knowing that he has discovered something important, Weyland fixes up a team, led by Lex Woods, and heads down to the Antarctic to find the pyramid. But once they get there, the enslaved Queen Alien awakens from her sleep, which results in the production of new eggs. And to make matters worse, the new hunting clan of teenage Predators have arrived, ready to hunt down both the Aliens and the humans within...


          Overall: Well I had more than a few questions relating more to facts and plot than anything. The film talks about the fact that the Predators taught the human race about pyramids and construction and all that but also indicates a long time ago, Antarctica wasn’t frozen wasteland. Although I can buy the idea that these “rituals” were happening at pyramids around the world, the fact is, I don’t buy that they were happening on the frozen continent. Also, the fact is we spend so much of the movie showing how cold it is there and our main character takes her jacket off at the end basically wearing just a shirt. Come on…it’s 100 degrees below zero at best – I can’t suspend my disbelief that much. Also I sort of liked the addition of “Bishop” which hints into the future “Alien” movies that perhaps the android was based on Weyland himself and his look. And they toss in the knife/hand game too. I liked also the idea that the aliens were a slave race by the predators for gaming material. And of course the humans screwed everything up by stealing the guns of the predators, not knowing what they were. Frankly I tried to ignore the pre-release hype of the film in terms of the actual plot because I didn’t want to get too “up” or “down” ahead of time. And I never did catch the comic book series.


          However, I'm not gonna ignore the plot holes, of which there are too many to go over. Normally I don't mean to harp on this, but hey, someone has to. So listed below are a few major ones I've collected from others since they took the time to write them and in the links below, is a site dedicated to movie mistakes detailing a ton more...
          1) During the mission briefing, there is talk of the pyramid containing elements from 3 different cultures. The premise is that the Egyptians, Cambodians, etc. learned things like written language from the predators. However, if this is the case, then why does the predator pyramid use 3 different Human languages instead of Humans using the predator language?

          2) If a hunt gone awry is what wiped out the Aztecs, then presumably the Antarctic pyramid wouldn't have been the only one used for hunts, yet the Egyptian and Cambodian pyramids don't have any depictions of aliens or predators like the Antarctic one does.

          3) The predators only come to Earth every 100 years? Well then, what the heck were Danny Glover and the Governator fighting against?

          4) The predators come to Earth to hunt Aliens, and we're just chow for the critters? That also contradicts the past two Predator movies, in which the preds come to Earth to hunt Humans, not Aliens.

          5) There are more Aliens in this movie than there are hosts.

          6) The predators are supposed to bring hosts to the Sacrificial Chamber before the hunt can begin. Instead, they just enter the pyramid without bringing hosts. Paul Anderson tries to explain this contradiction away by saying that the heatplume was bait for the human expedition, but that contradicts the whole Sacrificial Chamber concept, and doesn't make sense because we wouldn't be able to detect said bait until today.

          7) The Pyramid shifts every ten minutes. Except for the part where it shifts twice in the span of 3 minutes and doesn't shift at all for the second half of the movie.

          8) The Queen, in order to get free from her restraints, has the warrior aliens bite lots of holes in her so her acid blood dissolves her restraints. But why doesn't she have the aliens impale themselves? And why does she wait so long to do this instead of doing it ASAP? And as soon as the Queen is set free, she decides to run out of and away from the pyramid, without any real reason. I dunno about you, but it seemed to me that she had a pretty cozy spot right where she was. The pyramid made a perfect hive and there was no shortage of food, so why would she leave?

          9) The Preds' masks can see aliens inside the hosts. So why didn't they see the alien inside the surviving Pred that they brought aboard their ship? Seriously, if you were a pred and you wanted to bring a fellow pred on board your ship after he'd just spent a day in an alien hive, wouldn't you check him for implanted aliens first?



          I think the overall plot and details could have been better and done more concisely. To me, this movie has its flaws in its plot, as did "Freddy vs. Jason" and yet I still liked the ideas. In fact, the alternate beginning placed on the dvd was a nice touch and should have been included in the film. The deleted scenes were useless one way or the other unfortunately. I enjoyed the movie for the battles and to see what the producers were gonna do with the movie. This isn’t the best movie in either of the series but frankly I loved the build-up and I had a good movie experience. And really, it was a fun 90 minutes.









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